10 WAYS TO SPEND YOUR SUMMER VACATION

1. SIT AROUND THE HOUSE WATCHING TV WHILE THE AIR CONDITIONER IS ON FULL BLAST AND DRINK BEER.

2. SIT AROUND THE POOL SIDE WATCHING (IF YOUR A BOY) WATCHING BABES GO BY IF YOUR A GIRL HUNKS ) IN NOTHING ON BUT THEIR SWIMMING TRUNKS AND BATHING SUITS DRINKING BEER.

3. RIDE YOUR HARLEY DAVIDSON WITH YOUR FRIENDS GOING FROM BAR TO BAR BASICALLY DRINKING BEER .

4. SITTING ON THE LAWNMOWER GOING ALL OVER THE YARD CUTTING GRASS AND DRINKING BEER.

5. WALKING AROUND THE YARD WITH THE WEED WACKER WACKING OFF ANYTHING THAT LOOKS LIKE WEEDS IN THE YARD WITH THE WEED WACKER IN ONE HAND AND A ICE COLD BEER IN THE OTHER .

6. SITTING BESIDE THE LAKESIDE FISHING TALKING WITH YOUR BUDDIES AND DRINKING BEER.

7. SITTING ON THE BEACH DRINKING BEER WHILE WATCHING YOUR KIDS PLAY IN THE SAND AND SWIM IN THE OCEAN .

8. SITTING ON THE BENCH IN A THEME PARK WATCHING YOUR KIDS HAVE FUN ON THE RIDES WHIL YOU AND YOUR COMPANION SIP BEER OUT OF THE COFFEE MUGS YOU SNUCK INTO THE PARK .

9. HAVING A FAMILY REUNION WHILE YOUR WIFE DOES THE COOKING ON THE BARBECUE PIT YOU SIT AROUND DRINKING BEER AND TALKING SHIT WITH THE INLAWS ABOUT EVERYBODY .

10. SITTING AROUND THE HOUSE DRINKING BEER AND WHILE WIFE AND KIDS GO SCHOOL SHOPPING SPENDING THE WHOLE ENTIRE PAYCHECK ON SCHOOL SHIT .

AND WHAT HAPPENS THE DAY THE KIDS FINALLY GO TO SCHOOL , YOU GO TO REHAB REALIZING YOU DRANK TOO DAMN MUCH BEER WHILE THE KIDS WERE HOME ON VACATION 😉

LOL

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